Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Boys vs Girls Jokes.
Girl: I Love You. Boy: Ha ha ha. Girl: I Miss You I Miss You. Boy: Hahahahaha… Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bhi De Sakti Hun… Boy: Hahahahahahahaha… Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti. Boy: Hahahahahahahahahahaha…. Girl: Mere Mummy Aur Daddy 1 Week Ke Liye Bahar Jaane Wale Hain. Main Ekdum Akeli … Read more
Difference Between Women and Men while traveling !
Once Santa and his girl friend were sitting and seeing moon . Girl friend : batao Chand kaha hai. . Santa : Ek waha hai aur ek mere saamne hai . after marriage . Wife : chand kaha hai . . Santa : waha tera baap dfl lekar baitha hai kya.
Height of Flirting Girl calls a boy: Girl: Hello baby Boy: Ohh janu bolo Girl: Kahan ho yara subah se koi ata pata nahi! Boy: Arre hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon mein Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho?? Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha.. Girl: Maine … Read more
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess… (Joke Doesn’t End Here) GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai… GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf unth! (The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either) . . . Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai… BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain… … Read more
Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age. 😛 😛 😛
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin emoticon Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain . . Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ? How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl … Read more
Height of humiliation plus insult….. A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriend . . . U R as useless as an ‘ay’ in ‘okay’…. 😛 😛 😛 ================================================= I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW” ================================================= Driver- That 5/Rupee Tip U Gave Me Was An Insult Lady- How … Read more
Boy : Whats your Name?? Girl: Palak and you Boy: Paneer *BLOCKED!!!* . Girl : Hello i am khusbu Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu faila de **blocked** . Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . M also Single. *blocked* . Girl: What’s Up? Boy: Uttar … Read more
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. BF: Kya pucha??? GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. — The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend Is: . . . … Read more