Q. What did a Sardar feel when he see a banana peel on road?
A. Oh no, I am going to fall again
Q. Why a Sardar clean every hotel basin they go to?
A. Because it reads ‘Wash basin’
Q. What you should think when you see a well suited Sardar on a tree?
A. He was recently appointed as a Branch Manager.
Q. How to keep a Sardar busy for hours?
A. Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a paper and give it to him
Q. Another way keep a Sardar busy for many hours?
A. Leave him in a round room and ask him to find a corner
Q. What do intelligent Sardar and UFO have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see one
Q. Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because it is 18+ movie
Q: What do you call a sardarji in Harvard University?
A. A Tourist
Q. Why do a Sardar stands in front of a mirror with closed eyes?
A. He wants to see how he looks when he is sleeping.
Q. Why was a Sardar thrown out of a party?
A. Coz, that was a ‘Black Tie Only’ party.
Q. Two Kings a Sardar likes a lot
A. Drin_king and Fuc_king
Q. From where a Sardar gets his Alcohol effects on body lessons
A. From Mrs.Sardar