Funny conversation between Software engineer and his wife
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – […]
What’s WhatsApia?
There’s a new illness discovered at the University of Bheja. It’s a condition called “WhatsApia“. The symptoms are: 1. Having an app called WhatsApp. 2. Constantly checking to see if you have messages. 3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven’t replied to you. 4. Anxiety that you must reply or the […]
Rajnikanth’s Email
Google was shocked on this, when it saw rajini’s email id is [email protected] !! Mind it 😛
India VS Pakistan Cricket Match SMS and Jokes
Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match.. Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ?? Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted . . . ‘CHHAKKA’ . . . . . . His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol 😀 😛 […]
Roy Movie Jokes
Weekend special dhamaka ! Aaj release ho rahi hai…… ROY Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and…… BOY Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and…….. JOY Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to ………ENJOY Phir narso aa jaayega monday…….hey prabhu aavu kem ……..HOY
Smart Husband Bring wife to Bar
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and […]
Bihari Cum Indian English Jokes
Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the […]
Bollywood Songs For School Life
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai […]
Funny Christmas Messages and Jokes
Christmas and Math Funny Christmas Messages and Jokes Santa also have wife !! Santa went to old girl friend’s home but his wife is not happy!!
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