When you’re dead,
you don’t know that you’re dead.
It’s known to others.
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What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A fly can fly but a mosquito can’t mosquito. 😛 😀
English
101 ways to make other people smile
01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
Girlfriend Block on Facebook Funny Jokes
Girlfriend Block on Facebook Funny Jokes … lol
When Your Girlfriend,
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Blocks U On Facebook.
Awesome Top Funny whatsapp status
1) Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2) Read books instead of reading my status!
3) SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
4) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
5) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
8) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
9) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
Very Funny Jokes in English
A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.
The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,
Mom, who are they ?
Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.
Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?
5 Funny Facts of Life
Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband. You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees … Read more
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAPPY AND UNHAPPY PEOPLE
???????? ?Happy People are those, who continuously evaluate & improve themselves.?Unhappy people are those who evaluate others. ?Have a nice day?
I LOVE U – Funny Joke
Girl:- I LOVE U. Boy:- Me Too. Girl:- How Much? Boy:- As much As U do. Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me. 😀 😀 😀
IF U love sum one don’t keep him in ur heart
IF U love sum one don’t keep him in ur heart! keep him on ur nails! So if U Fail in love, don’t break ur heart! Just cut the nails! ……Dats Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. .