Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Aaj ki Whatsapp Love Shayari !!
Pyar koi barish ka nam nhi Jo barse aur tham jaaye Pyar suraj bhi nahi , Jo chamke aur doob jaye Pyar to naam hai saans ka Jo chale toh zindagi aur Ruke toh maut ban jaaye..!!
Yeh 3 Cheezein – WhatsApp Message
3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain – 1.MAA-BAP 2.WAQT 3.DOST 3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao- 1.KADAM 2.KASAM 3.KALAM 3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO- 1.PYAR 2.BAAT 3.FAISALA 3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti- 1.MOUT 2.WAQT 3.UMAR 3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho- 1.KARZ 2.FARZ 3.RISHTA 3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H- 1.DHOKA 2.GARIBI 3.YAADE 3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge- 1.GOD … Read more
Boys vs Girls Jokes
This guy is on his final question for 5 Crore on ‘Who Will be a Billionaire’ and has only one lifeline left, ‘Phone A Friend’. And the Question is: “Which Bird does not make a nest?” The choices are: 1: Sparrow 2: Swallow 3: Blackbird 4: Cuckoo The guy is not sure, so he calls … Read more
8 Important Baatein – Jo kuchh bhi kar sakti hai
8 Baate, 8 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti Hai: 1 Sorry – Galti Ko. 2 Dukh – Zindagi Ko. 3 Gussa – Rishte Ko. 4 Jhuth – Vishwas Ko. 5 Saath – Gam Ko. 6 Dhokha – Pyaar Ko. 7 Facebook – Career Ko 8 Whats app – Time Ko. 😀
Bollywood Songs For School Life
SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai … Read more
Top 7 Funny Indian Jugad and Whatsapp jokes for Winter / Sardi
Funny Winter / Sardi Jokes And the time has come when we have to take hard decisions in life specially in morning….. Ki aaj nahaye ya nahin! ====================================== Safety Tip for Winters !! Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water.. & throw water on the mirror & say.. ” Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!! … Read more
Latest Bihari Babu Jokes
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit A new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Pratap says to himself, ‘I do not know … Read more
Today’s funny Indian Hindi Jokes
Santa Paaji Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.. . . Bhikhari:” Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do.. 2 Din se Bhukha Hoon” . . Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola:” Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai ?? . . Bhikhari Khushi Se:” Ji Haan” . . . Santa:” To Saale, … Read more
