Hoshiyar Husband Aur Innocent Biwi

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Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga… Husband: kitni backward ho tum… duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rahi ho? Ye mera TAB le lo…. Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya.. Husband Behosh…!! :-O Moral- Biwi jo mange…de do 😛

Santa Ne Bheja Banta Ko Hindi SMS

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Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane-wala mahaan, padhane-wala gadha. Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: Bhejane-wala gadha, padhane-wala mahaan. 🙂 😛 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/

Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai?

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Kya kabhi socha hai? Ki Hospital mein Operation se pehle Mareez ko behosh kyun kiya jaata hai? Agar behosh nahin kiya aur Mareez operation karna seekh gaya To doctoro ko kaun puchhega? Bole ot lag jayegi na unke dhandhe ki wattt!! 😀

Funny Two Liners PJ From WhatsApp

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Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur… . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ———————- Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai.. . . . Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti! ———————- Kaun kehta hai ki sirf … Read more

Funny Hindi Slogans Behind Truck And Bus

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Roadways Bus ke peechhe likha hua tha.. “Je waheguru da hukum hoyaa, Taa manjil tak pahuncha devange! Je Ankh lag gayi, Te waheguru naal hi mila devange!!” Ek aur……. Ek truck ke peechhe likha tha ek behad Sunder sentence.. “Sawdhaani Hati… Kheer Pudi Banti!!” (Samajhne wale share karna na bhoolein)

New Sardar Jokes – Mast hain aur Funny Bhi

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Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h… ———–???———— Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno… ———–???———— Sardarni:- Please … Read more