Funny Computer programmer Jokes
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ========================================================= Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free. ========================================================= Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: none, that’s a hardware problem ========================================================= “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very […]
Alia Bhatt Jokes – whatsapp jokes
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing…. ============================================ 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ’1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y […]
Boss Employee combination results
Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Alia Bhatt on Dhoni Retirement !!
On hearing that MS Dhoni has retired… Alia Bhatt predicted that next to retire will be MS Excel and MS Word…. 🙂
Latest PJ jokes Collection
Latest PJ Which song is this? 12.99999 “tera hone laga hoon” 😉 Which song is this? 13.00000000000001 . . . . . . . “tera tera tera suru…” 😛 ………………………. Guess which song is this 2√2√2√2√2 . . . . . . . . Jab mila two root two root two root two root two […]
Funny How does online sale works?
How people get fool in Online Sale ? This pictures explain whole thing.. Online Sale true story !! Share if you are agree !!
‘Doubt’ & ‘Faith’ both are status of Mind
‘Doubt’ & ‘Faith’ both are status of Mind. Doubt creates the darkest moments in our finest hour While Faith brings finest moments in our darkest hour Be Positive. Think Positive 🙂
Funny Anushka Sharma-Viral Kohli Jokes
Who was Anushka Sharma’s Plastic Surgeon BC !! Anushka Sharma after Plastic Surgery !! Virat Kohli – Angrily who was the plastic Surgeon BC ??
Stages Of A Relationship
Stage 1: Talk, talk and talk Stage 2: Please talk to me Stage 3: Don’t you dare talk to me Stage 4: We need to talk..
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