Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak… Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.. Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola, Aailaa.. Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata! ———————————— Admin jalebi bech raha tha, lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo” Santa: … Read more
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance janitor would remove … Read more
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin Girl … Read more
Kya bat hai, Ram ne Rawan ko mara R=R krishan ne kans ko mara K=K Modi ne manmohan ko mara M=M ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi K=K kejri tu to gaya bhai…
Lady told the Advocate: I want to again marry my ex-husband Advocate asked lady: Why, last month only you got the divorce Lady told advocate: After divorce he is very Happy and I cannot tolerate this.
Earlier I had hobbies, then whatsapp came. God must love stupid people- he made so many Dear Samsung / Apple, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight. Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (W=Whatsapp T=Twitter F=Facebook). I m not special, I … Read more
Life Means.. 1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table.. . . Life Means.. 4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta.. . . Life Means, School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai.. . . Life Means.. Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali…. . … Read more
LuV STORY OF DOCTOR: I was in 12th She was in 12th I love her – she love me I got MBBS She got BBA I was doing MBBS She got MBA I was preparing 4 MD entrance She got married I m doing MD She’s d mother of 2 children I got PH.D Her … Read more
10 year Income: . . Teacher 25 Lakh Docter 50 Lkh Engnr 45 L IAS Offcer 70 L Nirmal baba 500 Cr. Sanyasi(Ramdev) 1177Cr. SattyaSai Baba 40000 Cr. “SO, CHOOSE UR CAREER CAREFULY”! Chhodo ghar bar chalo Haridwar, High profile job hai yaar!