Earlier I had hobbies, then whatsapp came.
God must love stupid people- he made so many
Dear Samsung / Apple, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones
The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.
Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (W=Whatsapp T=Twitter F=Facebook).
I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
Every girl wants to mean something to somebody. All it takes is a little text to show her she’s on your mind….
“Don’t be religious, be Earthian”
I complained my life to a girl, She replied : Hmm.. ok