Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
WORK PRESSURE… ________________________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _________________________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _________________________________________ Once I was on … Read more
“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…” -Vivekanand . . Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!
3 nice thoughts. “Kill tension before tension kills u.” “Reach your goal before goal kicks u.” “Live LIFE before LIFE leaves.
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’
Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat … Read more
A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. 😡 Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it … Read more
Waiter: Your Bill Sir! Santa : Take My Card… Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai! Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? 😛
Q. What do people usually tell a person with a Fit face? “Phittey muh tera”.
Having license & renew your insurance policy of your car is more patriotic than Keeping Tricolor on Car dashboard. Happy Republic Day. —- Justice Liberty Equality Fraternity May our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!. 🙂 —– Still Sleeping? The nation need you ! You need to be Awaken … Read more
Arz kiya hai… Beizzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai… Gaur farmaiyega… Beiezzati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai…. Achchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai!! 😀