Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Tiger population in India rises to 2226 in 2014, growth by 30% in three years BJP Neta: Aa gaye aa gaye Acche din aa gaye Congress Neta: All because of the vision of Rahul Baba TMC Neta: Many of them are from Bengal, you see we are not just breeding terrorists (Udi baba shorry bheeshon … Read more
Some Marriage Math(s): Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Some Psychology A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she … Read more
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ————————– The woman who invented the phrase … “All men are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ————————– Whisky is … Read more
A Rajasthani girl marries a Japanese. A year later they are blessed with twins. Guess what they name the twins? They name them, Jo-hoyo, So-hoyo !!
Hamare Bharat mein high alert ka matlab.. Police ko Danda pakda kar Chauraho par khada kar dena… Jaise Atankwadi AK 47 ke bajaye, Bhains lekar aayenge!
She, “You’re so funny and sorted, how can you not have a gf?” . . . Me, “Tum ban jao” . . . . . She, “See, you’re so funny” 😛
Chota Baccha(Dukandar Se): Uncle Rang Gora Karney Wali Cream Hai?? . . Dukandar: Ha Hai Beta.. . . . . . . Baccha: To Saale Lagata Q Nahi……Mai ROZ Tujhe Sapne Me Dekh Kar Dar JATA HUN…. ——————————————— Teacher : Kitne saal k ho ?. Me : Register me check kar le,. Teacher : kaha … Read more
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and … Read more
Narendra Modi has requested to keep Amit Shah away from Delhi on 26 Jan. He might make even Obama join BJP. ——————————————– Obama: Sir thodi si help kar do, itti si popularity badhwa do. Modi: Keep calm and trust Amit Shah. ——————————————– After Coffee with Karan Star world is planning !! – Tea with modi … Read more
Names in punjab are based on Beer fundamentals Sample these: 1. What do you call a guy who drinks BEER with his team??? . . . DALBEER !!! 2. What do yo u call a guy who drinks with his complete khandan … … ??? . . . Kulbeer ! ! ! 3. What do … Read more