Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Judge (Gawah se): Jab iss aurat ki apne pati ke sath ladai hui tab tum kaha the? Gawah: Huzoor, main ladai ke waqt waha khada tha. Judge: To tum gawah ki haisiyat se kuchh kehna chahte ho? Gawah: Huzoor, main bas itna hi kehna chahunga ki Main kabhi shaadi nahin karunga!!
Ishq mein hum tumhe kya batayein Kis kadar chot khaaye hue hain… Kal maara tha baap ne uske… Aaj bhaiya bhi aaye hue hain!!
Ganpati Bappa Moriya Dhandha ko-ni ho riya!
Ek baar Rajnikanth Talwarbaaji ke ek muqabale mein pahunche. Wahaa Cheen, Japan, aur Kayi Anya desho se talwarbaaji ke liye yoddha pahunche the Pehle Chinese Talwarbaaj ne ek baal ke 2 tukde kar diye Uske baad aaye Japani ne udati hui makkhi ki gardan kaat di Phir aayi Apne Indian Rajnikanth Ki baaji…. Rajnikanth ne … Read more
Me – I love you..marry me.. She – Are you mad..? Me – Is that the criteria? *blocked* ? ================================================= One Day A Girls College Was Told They Had To Write A Short Essay In One Sentence. The Short Essay Had To Contain The Following Three Things: 1. Religion 2. Sxuality 3. Mystery Here Is … Read more
Ek baar Santa ki Bhains kho gayi Wo dhundta hua park mein pahuncha… Waha ek ladka apni girlfriend ki aankho mein dekh kar keh raha tha “jaan mujhe tumhari aankho mein poori duniya dikhayi de rahi hai!” Santa yeh sunkar bola: “Bhai zara dekh ke data to ki meri bhains kaha par hai?!”
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? … Read more
She:- Kya Karte ho? Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu. She:- Kounsi College? Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni 😛 😛 😀 😀 ================================================ Anish : papa gf. Pregnant ho gyi Anish k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se..??! Anish: papa IIN (idea internet network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta … Read more
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more
A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛