Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do?
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do? Simple… 1. Open The Zip 2. Insert Your Hand. 3. Slowly Take Out. Pen & Paper From Bag And Write I Love You Mom & Dad 1001 Times Dirty Mind. 😛 😛 😛
IT Professionals Special funny joke
2 friends were chatting. Friend: Bhai need ur support.. Usne I love you bola online… Kya karu?? IT engineerfrnd: Bhai… Sabse pehle screen shot le .. 😀 😀 😀
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui Par kyun…
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai hui. Par kyun? Kyunki, Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khate pakde gaye!! aur kehne lage: Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hain 😛 😛 😛
Shadi-shuda aadmi ki haalat
Relationship status for married men…. dhobi ka kutta Na ex- ka.. Na next ka..
Pappu ki Plastic Surgery
Pappu: Doctor sahab, Plastic surgery mein kitna kharch aayega? Doctor: 50 Hazaar Pappu: Agar plastic hum de dein to? Doctor: (Gusse se).. Saare pighla ke chipka bhi lena!
Husband aur Intelligent Biwi
Raat mein pati ko patni ne milk diya… Pati doodh taste karte hi bola: Yeh kaisa doodh hai? Patni boli: Wo kesar khatam ho gaya tha, to maine “Vimal Paan Masala” daal diya… Iske daane daane mein hai… kesar ka dam! isiliye!!!
Breaking News from Modi
BREAKING NEWS Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon Modi says “Make In India”!
Gas Subsidy
Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy. HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment
Chor aur Santa ka Mobile
Ek chor santa ka mobile le kar bhag raha tha. Santa: bhaag saale bhag… bhag.. aur bhaag Kal kya karega? Charger to mere pass hai.