Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Chhote: 1 question puchhun? Bade: nahin Chhote: sun to Bade: bol Chhote: ek Haathi aur ek cheeti chupa chupi khel rahe the… Cheeti jaakar mandir mein chup gayee. Phir bhi haathi ne usse dhoond liya.. bata kaise? Bade: nahin pata Chhote: arre buddhu! Kyunki haathi ne cheeti ke chappal mandir ke bahar dekh liye the. … Read more
Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun Bade: – Nahi sunana hai Chhote: – arey sun to Bade: – Kya hai bol… Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…? Chhote: … Read more
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! This kid is from IIN! 😀 😀 😀
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai? Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi, yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀 😀 😀
Ek sher arz kiya hai…. Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana… wah wah! wah wah! Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana, A for Apple, B for Banana… 😀 😀 😀 😛
Give the girl a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi 😀 😀 😀
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar, Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!… Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . . . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!”
A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola … Read more
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST … Read more