Ek Machchar Aur Aadmi
Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha, Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua? Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai… Chuhedaani mein chuha; Sabundaani mein Sabun; Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Makar Sankranti Par Pati Patni Joke
Patni (Pati se): Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu? Pati (Kuchh der soch kar): Aisa karo jo, Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀
WhatsApp Par Share Karo Funny Recipe
Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai.. Ek katora lo, Usme kuchh angoor lo, ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo, ab aaina dekho, Dish taiyaar! Dish ka naam: Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!
Badal Gaya Hai Zamana
Badal gaya hai jamana Pehle Maa ke per chhoo kar nikalte the.. Aur Ab Mobile ki battery full kar ke nikalte hain!
Aaj Ke Zamaane Ki Sabse Badi Problem
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha: Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar aur Bachche bigad jaaye, To mobile jimmedaar!
Yo Yo Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi. . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari. Honey singh: ok bye. 😛
Santa helping in USA
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the… Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat… Santa ne sabko pakad liya… Phir.. Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!! … Read more
Cool messages for Friends and Family
Beautiful message.. Zindagi ka khubsurat lamha kaunsa hota hai? Fantastic answer- Jab aapka parivar aapko dost samajne lage, Aur Dost aapko apna pariwar! For all the lovely and beautiful friends and family 🙂
Dilbert’s one liners
A good 30 laughs – Dilbert’s one liners: ————————————— I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you’re in … Read more
Best Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes For 2015
Listed Below Are The Best Funny Whatsapp Status Quotes for 2015 Some people are too chipper early in the morning, and what they don’t realize is that it’s very bad for their good health…until I am choking them. This lame status is not the only one that you’ll be reading this year….so brace yourself … Read more