Secret Jokes
Yeh Top secret hai Kisi ko batana mat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . Aur Yeh Bottom secret! Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..
Difference Between Facebook And WhatsApp Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION On “Whatsapp” Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the […]
Latest jokes for whatsapp
American ki soch, . Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya karna hai?? . . Chinese ki soch, . Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baki par kese kare?? . . . . India ki soch, . 12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje […]
Santa please try letter !!
Boss: Jab hum dono k pass mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Banta:O humne tumko call kia tha us me bandi boli plz TRY LETTER.
Best funny Tapori Jokes
Ladka Ladki aur Gaddha Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.” ——————————————— Munna Circuit on Bapu Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu […]
Facebook Whatsapp Blocked Jokes
She: So where do you live? Me: Andheri. She: East or West? Me: India is the best. *blocked* —- Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . Me also Single. *blocked*. —- He~ Math m Unknown ko”X” kehte hn She~ To ? He~ You’re unknown too She~ Khna kya chahte ho? He~ […]
Darpok Hain Wo Log
Darpok hain wo log.. Jo Online nahin aate… Saala jigar chahiye, Time barbaad karne ke liye!! 😛
Toothpaste Ka Retirement
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam […]
Funny messages and Jokes on Om Puri
Abb Om Puri ki baari.. .. ..! What does Om Puri’s mother say when he’s getting late for school? . . . . . . . . . Hurry Om! Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban. Government launched a Mission to save him. Mission ka naam kya hoga? . . . . . . . […]
Funny whatsapp jokes collection
Me and my crush have one thing in common! We never talked to each other! 😛 ———————— Smile at a cute foreigner girl & her whole family will smile at you. . . . . . . . Smile at a cute Indian girl & her whole family will beat you ———————— Girl 1: I […]
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