Vijay Mallya Kingfisher Jokes
Kingfisher Productions! If Vijay Mallya gets into film production..Kingfisher Productions (Films of Good Times) Presents: 1. Soda Akbar 2. Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3. Rum de Basanti 4. Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5. Beer Zaara 6. Bevde Zameen par.. 7. Kabhi whisky, Kabhi Rum 8. Brandy Rathore 9. 3 Drunkards 10. Ek […]
Tapori style Whatsapp funny Shayari
Abe dost, Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi, Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi! 😉 Thok taali ab 😀
Sharm karo agar ek ladki nai patati to
Agar tum usse na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to . . . . . Sharam karo . . . . . . Lao number mujhe do main try karta hoo..!! 😛
Birthday Whatsapp Quiz / Puzzle
Birthday GAME TIME find your birthday month!! January : I need February: I killed March: I love April: I raped May: I Slapped June: I Hugged July: I played with August: I jumped on September: I Drunk with October: I spit on November: I slept with December: I kissed Pick the day (Number) You […]
Make In India Jokes
—BREAKING NEWS— Modi has BANNED Newly Married Couples from going Abroad for Honeymoon…. ….He says MAKE IN INDIA 😀
Hariyanvi Chhora Aur Dilli Ki Ladki
Ek haryanvi chhote ki dilli ki ek ladki se friendship ho gayi. Usne ladki ko message bheja.. Mukhda bhi tera khaas konya, Haddiyo par tere maans konya, Propose tanne main kya karun baawli, Teri to valentines day tak jeene ke aas kona!
WhatsApp Vs Baby Diapers
WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai… . . . Hota kuchh nahin, Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai! 😛
3 Friends With Stories On 100th Floor
3 friends lived in a flat on 100th floor.. One day lift was not working.. They decided to tell a story while walking upstairs 1st told a comic story till 50 floor, 2 nd told an action story till 99th floor. 3rd told a horror story in 1 sentence – “I forgot the room keys […]
Funny Two Liners PJ From WhatsApp
Ladkiya bhi ajeeb hoti hain, Taiyaar hone ke liye parlour jaati hain aur… . . . Parlour jaane ke liye bhi taiyaar hoti hain! ———————- Logo ko pata nahi kaise sachcha pyaar mil jaata hai.. . . . Hamein to subah palang ke neeche utaari chappal bhi nahin milti! ———————- Kaun kehta hai ki sirf […]
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