Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Narendra Modi has requested to keep Amit Shah away from Delhi on 26 Jan. He might make even Obama join BJP. ——————————————– Obama: Sir thodi si help kar do, itti si popularity badhwa do. Modi: Keep calm and trust Amit Shah. ——————————————– After Coffee with Karan Star world is planning !! – Tea with modi … Read more
Names in punjab are based on Beer fundamentals Sample these: 1. What do you call a guy who drinks BEER with his team??? . . . DALBEER !!! 2. What do yo u call a guy who drinks with his complete khandan … … ??? . . . Kulbeer ! ! ! 3. What do … Read more
Bihar school teacher’s killer English: 1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in the … Read more
Q – You know why women love shoes? Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ! ————————– Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ————————– Q – Why can’t Women stand a … Read more
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.” 😛
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam … Read more
A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- “kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain ———————————– Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi… Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi… Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab… Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi… ———————————– Mor Morni ko … Read more
Boy Wrote On His Door.. “plz don’t enter in my room, I’m upset.” . . Lover saw it and went away… . . Parents saw it and went away… . . . . . But bestfriend came inside with a smile and said “kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar, tune english kab seekhi?? Chal … Read more
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd…Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Remix song from Jannat:- . Chaaar dino ka, . exam o rabba, . Lambi padai,… lambi padai.. . Padne me dil mera, . lage kabhina.. . padne se jaan meri, . Jaye hamesha.. . Kitne zamane, baad o rabba, tution lagaya, tution lagaya.. Soya rha mai, class me apni, . Tcher se roj roj pit … Read more