5 funny 140 Character jokes in Hindi

A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks-
“kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain
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Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
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Mor Morni ko kis krne lga.
Morni use rok k dekhne lgi
Mor: Kya hua Janu?
Morni-Dekh rhi hu Discovry wale to nhi h Saale MMS bna lete hai.
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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
1 is neither composite nor prime
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