10 latest Funny Whatsapp Status
Earlier I had hobbies, then whatsapp came. God must love stupid people- he made so many Dear Samsung / Apple, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight. Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (W=Whatsapp T=Twitter F=Facebook). I m not special, I […]
Life means Friendship (Dosti)
Life Means.. 1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table.. . . Life Means.. 4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta.. . . Life Means, School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai.. . . Life Means.. Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali…. . […]
10 Year Income funny comparison
10 year Income: . . Teacher 25 Lakh Docter 50 Lkh Engnr 45 L IAS Offcer 70 L Nirmal baba 500 Cr. Sanyasi(Ramdev) 1177Cr. SattyaSai Baba 40000 Cr. “SO, CHOOSE UR CAREER CAREFULY”! Chhodo ghar bar chalo Haridwar, High profile job hai yaar!
Political parties reaction on Tiger’s population rise.
Tiger population in India rises to 2226 in 2014, growth by 30% in three years BJP Neta: Aa gaye aa gaye Acche din aa gaye Congress Neta: All because of the vision of Rahul Baba TMC Neta: Many of them are from Bengal, you see we are not just breeding terrorists (Udi baba shorry bheeshon […]
Funny Marriage things, Marriage advice and Marriage Math
Some Marriage Math(s): Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Some Psychology A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she […]
Men vs Women – funny jokes
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ————————– The woman who invented the phrase … “All men are the same” was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ————————– Whisky is […]
India mein High Alert
Hamare Bharat mein high alert ka matlab.. Police ko Danda pakda kar Chauraho par khada kar dena… Jaise Atankwadi AK 47 ke bajaye, Bhains lekar aayenge!
Funny Boy with No Girl Friend
She, “You’re so funny and sorted, how can you not have a gf?” . . . Me, “Tum ban jao” . . . . . She, “See, you’re so funny” 😛
Today’s Whatsapp kids Hindi Jokes
Chota Baccha(Dukandar Se): Uncle Rang Gora Karney Wali Cream Hai?? . . Dukandar: Ha Hai Beta.. . . . . . . Baccha: To Saale Lagata Q Nahi……Mai ROZ Tujhe Sapne Me Dekh Kar Dar JATA HUN…. ——————————————— Teacher : Kitne saal k ho ?. Me : Register me check kar le,. Teacher : kaha […]
Smart Husband Bring wife to Bar
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and […]
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