Santa aur Ram-Sita ki Jodi
Santa Banta ke ghar gaya.. Wahaa Banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola.. Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.. Banta bola: Kahaa yaar.. Na to yeh dharti mein samaati hai, Na hi ise koi rawan le jaata hai!! 🙂
Santa Banta
Best Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi and English
Santa Banta in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat … Read more
Santa at a Restaurant
Waiter: Your Bill Sir! Santa : Take My Card… Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai! Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai… “ALL CARDS ACCEPTED” ? 😛
Santa please try letter !!
Boss: Jab hum dono k pass mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Banta:O humne tumko call kia tha us me bandi boli plz TRY LETTER.
Santa Itna Mat Socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 32 hi kyun hai? !!!!
What happen when Santa goes for job Interview ?
Ek baar ek aadmi Interview k liye gya….. Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ?? . Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili.. Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ?? . Man:” waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ekka naam lunga to baki … Read more
Santa helping in USA
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the… Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat… Santa ne sabko pakad liya… Phir.. Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!! … Read more
Santa Ne Bheja Banta Ko Hindi SMS
Santa ne Banta ko Hindi SMS bheja: Bhejane-wala mahaan, padhane-wala gadha. Banta gusse me vapis sms bhejta hai: Bhejane-wala gadha, padhane-wala mahaan. 🙂 😛 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Batao
Teacher Santa se: Explain ‘Dahi’ in English Santa: Milk sleeping in the night, and sawere sawere tight!! 😀 See more Santa Banta Jokes – http://www.timepass.website/funny/santa-banta-jokes/
Santa in KBC
Santa Kaun Banega Crorepati Main Amitabh Bachchan: “What is you father’s name?” Santa: Options Please. Amitabh Bachchan: A. Manjit Singh B. Ranjit Singh C. Happy Singh D. Lucky Singh Santa: “Life line-50/50 ” Amitabh Bachchan: A. Manjit Singh C. Happy Singh Santa: “Audience Poll. ” Amitabh Bachchan: 75% Manjit Singh 25% Happy Singh Santa: “I … Read more