Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Best Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi and English
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha thaSanta use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maaru? Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir … Read more
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo … Read more
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: “We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe…” Santa: “We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror… Don’t worry about our safety…Tu … Read more
Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun 😀
Santa : what are u doing, bro? Banta : dinner, followed by scotch Santa : bhai, black label? Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun:-D
Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai? “@/e” Santa : ye sign meri daadii ka hai! Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa sign? kya naam hai unka? Santa : Jalebi Baai…
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella … Read more
Once Santa and his girl friend were sitting and seeing moon . Girl friend : batao Chand kaha hai. . Santa : Ek waha hai aur ek mere saamne hai . after marriage . Wife : chand kaha hai . . Santa : waha tera baap dfl lekar baitha hai kya.
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’! Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE! 😛 😛 😛