Funny Marriage things, Marriage advice and Marriage Math

Some Marriage Math(s):

  1. Smart man + smart woman = romance
  2. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  3. Dumb man + smart woman = affair
  4. Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

Some Psychology

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

More Marriage Advice

  1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  2. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  3. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  4. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  5. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
  7. A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  8. There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.
  9. My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them.

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