Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi and English Jokes Collection.
Wife called Husband Wife :- hello darling. …what are you doing ?? Hus :- I am in big trouble. .. Wife :- never say I am in trouble. …say we are in trouble. ..we are one Hus :- ok….darling …we are going to have a baby with my secretary. .. Wife :- kuttey tu ghar … Read more
Pappu train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai. . . Pappu:- tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baithgaya . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side me ho ja … Read more
Q: Which Indian state has highest number of English speaking people ? A: ‘Kerala’ during the day and ‘Punjab’ during the night. NOTE: no offense intended Funny Question on Indian English
*During interview* SBI: “Tell me something abt urself.” Applicant: “Counter 3 pe form bhar do. 2 hafte baad pata kar lena” SBI: “Hired!”
“Everyone goes with the flow…but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life…” -Vivekanand . . Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya….!!!
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak… Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.. Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola, Aailaa.. Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata! ———————————— Admin jalebi bech raha tha, lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo” Santa: … Read more
A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance janitor would remove … Read more
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Kya bat hai, Ram ne Rawan ko mara R=R krishan ne kans ko mara K=K Modi ne manmohan ko mara M=M ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi K=K kejri tu to gaya bhai…
LuV STORY OF DOCTOR: I was in 12th She was in 12th I love her – she love me I got MBBS She got BBA I was doing MBBS She got MBA I was preparing 4 MD entrance She got married I m doing MD She’s d mother of 2 children I got PH.D Her … Read more