A boy goes with his mother in a taxi,
In between taxi passes by a red light area.
The boy asks his mother after looking at the call girls,
Mom, who are they ?
Mother replied: They are waiting for their husbands.
Taxi driver: Why are you lying the kid ?
He says, son they are prostitutes. They sleep and earn money!
Child Asks: Then mom what happens to the kids these women give birth to?
MOM : THEY BECOME TAXI DRIVERS
BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.
BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: No.
BF: Baby are you jealous?
GF: I already told you, No!
BF: Baby can I get a kiss?
GF: GO GET A KISS FROM THAT UGLY GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!
Baby mosquito came back after 1st time flying.
His mom asked him “How do you feel?”
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He replied “It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!
Teacher : who is Tipu Sultan?
Pappu : I dont know miss..! :s
Teacher : Concentrate on your studies..!
Pappu : Do yew know Jennifer?
Teacher : i dont know..! :s
Pappu : Concentrate on your husband..!