Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
पैर की मोच और छोटी सोच, हमें आगे बढ़ने नहीं देती । ???????? टूटी कलम और औरो से जलन, खुद का भाग्य लिखने नहीं देती । ????????? काम का आलस और पैसो का लालच, हमें महान बनने नहीं देता । ????????? अपना मजहब उंचा और गैरो का ओछा, ये सोच हमें इन्सान बनने नहीं देती … Read more
When I was buying Top Ramen noodles, Atma of Maggi noodles appeared & shouted: Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye. ———————————- The best part about Top Ramen? It’s not Maggi. ———————————- Ppl: Sunny Leone why are you so salty Me: Bcos I ate a lot of top ramen ———————————- Grocery Store: … Read more
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: … Read more
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more
After ban on MAGGI 90% girls on Matrimonial site removed ” Cooking ” as Hobby / Expertise… BREAKING: Japan to import 2 million high-lead Maggi packets to use as nuclear radiation shields Things to avoid with reasons: Maggi – Lead in it Cola – Cleaning chemical in it Smoking – Nicotine in it Relationship – … Read more
1.College: Yaadein.. 2.Principal: Jaani Dushman.. 3.Classes: Kabhi kabhi.. 4.Canteen: Kabhi alvida na kehna.. 5.Course: Godzilla.. 6.Exams: Kalyug.. 7.Examination hall: Chamber of secret.. 8.Exam-time: Qayamat se qayamt tak. 9. Question paper: Paheli.. 10.Answer paper: Kora kagaz.. 11.Cheating: Chup chup ke.. 12. Paper out: Plan 13.Examiner: The killer 14.Last exam: Independence day 15.Paper correction: Andha kanoon 16.Marks: … Read more
Boy : Hi, you Look Beautiful. Girl : Thank You , Bro. 😛 😀
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== … Read more