Funny Whatsapp Status and Quotes

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

 

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Funniest Doctors Jokes

1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.

The professor started the class by telling them
two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g.

He inserted his finger in the body’s nose
& on drawing back, put the finger in
his own mouth & tasted it.

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Funny Joke – saawan ke mahine me fast

सावन के पावन महीने मे सभी भगवानो की बैठक हुई और उसमे सर्व सम्मति से ये निर्णय लिया गया की…. . . उन लोगो का व्रत मान्य नही होगा जिनके टूथपेस्ट मे नमक हैं……

Girlfriend Kiss on Birthday Joke

बॉयफ्रेंड- मुझे Birthday पे gift में किस चाहिए, गर्लफ्रेंड- हमेशा गन्दी बातें, कुछ और माँग लो, बॉयफ्रेंड- I Phone 6 दिला दो, गर्लफ्रेंड- किस कौन सी दूँ कुत्ते कमीने !!!