Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Cricket World Cup and Valentine Day Give 5 star dinner to your wife on this valentine as Match between India vs Pakistan on 15th Feb. My girl friend is not allowing me to watch Ind vs Pak world cup match. How can I convince her? 😛
Why Boys get Blocked on facebook twitter . . Boy: What’s your Name ?? Girl: Palak and you ? Boy: Paneer !!! *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl: What’s Up ? Boy: Uttar Pradesh. *BLOCKED!!!* . . Girl : tu Soya hai…?? Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hun..! *Gets Blocked Instantly* . . Girl : see ya ! … Read more
Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don’t Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q R S Quit Reacting to Sillyness.. T U V Tune Urself … Read more
Q: Which Indian state has highest number of English speaking people ? A: ‘Kerala’ during the day and ‘Punjab’ during the night. NOTE: no offense intended Funny Question on Indian English
Lady told the Advocate: I want to again marry my ex-husband Advocate asked lady: Why, last month only you got the divorce Lady told advocate: After divorce he is very Happy and I cannot tolerate this.
Earlier I had hobbies, then whatsapp came. God must love stupid people- he made so many Dear Samsung / Apple, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight. Three Mistakes Of My Life: WTF (W=Whatsapp T=Twitter F=Facebook). I m not special, I … Read more
Life Means.. 1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table.. . . Life Means.. 4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta.. . . Life Means, School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai.. . . Life Means.. Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali…. . … Read more
Tiger population in India rises to 2226 in 2014, growth by 30% in three years BJP Neta: Aa gaye aa gaye Acche din aa gaye Congress Neta: All because of the vision of Rahul Baba TMC Neta: Many of them are from Bengal, you see we are not just breeding terrorists (Udi baba shorry bheeshon … Read more
Some Marriage Math(s): Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Some Psychology A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she … Read more
Angry Wife Jokes An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and … Read more