Hindi

Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.

Bhikhari ka financial management

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EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila.. Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya 3000/- ka bill aaya… woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain.. Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya.. Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!! Isko bolte hain.. Financial Management without MBA in India.

IIN Girls Jokes

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Ye wala naya hai.. Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi… Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number. Ladka : confused and ask…. what?? Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he. Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera … Read more

Funny joke on boy-mom

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Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘jasmine’ kyoo hai? Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai? Boy: to fir mera naam aisa kyo ? Mom: “Gotiya” faltu ki bakwas band kr ……!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 Sent by – Raj Goyal

Earthquake ke baad aaya SMS

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Don’t worry guys, everything is fine. My phone was on vibration. Uski wajah se earthquake aa raha tha..!! Settings changed now. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. From :- Rajnikant Mind It!

Santa Maths ka Teacher

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Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the.. Waiter Banta ne puchha: Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho? Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain, Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!

1947 ka popular SMS

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1947 ka mashhoor SMS… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga… Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANS… 😀

Jeevan mein 3 baatein

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Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!