Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny Hindi Jokes, Chutkule in Hindi.
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?” Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge” Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?” Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke … Read more
Ek Auto Mein Altaf Raja Ke Songs Chal Rahe The. Passanger Ne Kafi Der Pakne Ke Bad Puchha “Bhai Sahab, Aap Altaf Raja Ke Bahut Bade Fan Lagte Ho?” Autowala: “Main Altaf Raja Hi Hun”
Dear Suraj Bhagwan, Please go to Settings > Display > Brightness… and lower your brightness… It’s too hot to handle!! – Garmi se pareshan Aadmi
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha thaSanta use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maaru? Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir … Read more
In Rockstar Movie: “toote hue dil se hi Sangeet nikalta hai!!” . . In exams: “chhoote hue chapter se hi Question nikalta hai!!”
Kamar se use Pakdo or ghr le jao. Uski gardan pakad k apne karib lao. Us k lips pe apne lips lagao! Aur sari coca cola GuT-GuT pi jao Happy summer season..
Date aur tareekh mein fark: Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain.. . Aur . Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!
Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga . . . . . Kya??? . . . . . . . Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela! Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!
Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye.. Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge! 1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi! 2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!