Naughty Dubey Chaat Wala

Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli: Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat.. Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..! Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega! . . Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! 😀

Kameene Dost

Main: Hello bhai kya haal hai? Dost: Mast bhai, tu suna? Main: Yaar ek kaam tha…. Dost: Haan to karle, baad mein baat kar liyo, kaam zaroori hai..! 😀

Yeh joke mast hai, Padhoge to…

Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isliye likha hi nahin, Kahin, gir gaye to..!! I Care For U naa!!

Dentist se daant nikalwana hai

Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi. Mahila: Ek daant nikalwana hai… Par sirf 10 minute mein.. Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin! Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…! Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!! Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain … Read more

Dimaag ki Pareeksha

Shaadishuda purusho ke liye… Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki? Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye… Q: Main Patni kyun bani? Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! 😀