English
How fast can you fill the blanks?
How fast can you fill the words? 1) S _ X 2) _ _ NDOM 3) F _ _ K 4) P _ N _ S 5) PU _ S _ 6) BOO _ S Now scroll down: . . . . . Answers… 1. Six 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. … Read more
My husband is not your dad: Mom
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are … Read more
Bigg Boss Ki Karishma Aur Alia Bhatt Dumb Joke
Karishma Tanna & Alia Bhatt Were Fighting After Exam …. Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?” Karishma: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank” Sir: “So What?” Karishma: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“.. 😉
Similarities In Linux OS And Aam Aadmi Party
Linux and AAP Similarities: Both are public funded Both are transparent/open source Both work on the feedback from the ground / Users. Linux has a stronghold in ‘Server’ community, as people trust and rely on it. Dissimilarities Linux is still more used by the elite developer group, where as AAP, is more closely related to … Read more
Mother To School Teacher
This is unbeatable… School teacher sent home a note..:.. “Your son is an obedient & bright student, but spends too much time with girls.!!” . Mother sent a note back: “Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem.” 😉 😛
Why Do Married Couples Fight?
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘Dust.’ And then the fight started…. ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 … Read more
Most funniest English Jokes
Fart in Restaurant “I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was … Read more
Santa Banta English Jokes
Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India . ***************************************************************** 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What … Read more
Funny joke – Girls Are Someone Who.
GIRLS FOR YOU” Read It And Do Smile Girls Are Someone Who.. -Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush.. -Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the Shower.. -Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven’t even Shared it with Others yet.. -They can Read something 10 Times without Understanding It.. -They Push … Read more