Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Q – You know why women love shoes? Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ! ————————– Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. ————————– Q – Why can’t Women stand a … Read more
Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: “All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.” 😛
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd…Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION On “Whatsapp” Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the … Read more
Me and my crush have one thing in common! We never talked to each other! 😛 ———————— Smile at a cute foreigner girl & her whole family will smile at you. . . . . . . . Smile at a cute Indian girl & her whole family will beat you ———————— Girl 1: I … Read more
A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. 🙂 He sat down.. and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR… Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR … Read more
Shakespeare Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a life time. ——————————– Napoleon The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, But because of the silence of good people! ——————————– Einstein I … Read more
A good 30 laughs – Dilbert’s one liners: ————————————— I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. A friend in need is a pest indeed. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time. When everything comes in your way you’re in … Read more
Teacher – Who is SRK? Alia Bhatt – A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again, without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. 😀
3 friends lived in a flat on 100th floor.. One day lift was not working.. They decided to tell a story while walking upstairs 1st told a comic story till 50 floor, 2 nd told an action story till 99th floor. 3rd told a horror story in 1 sentence – “I forgot the room keys … Read more