Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read, “ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!” My wife insisted I make the call.. I Called up. It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”… My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!
An apple a day…. is almost a thousand rupees a month….! Visiting a doctor is cheaper…!! Be practical…!! 😛 😀
After the grand success of ‘Coffee with Karan’ Star World is planning to launch new programmes – Tea with Modi Horlicks with Rahul, and Cough Syrup with Arvind
“Height of Attitude” A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him.. Plz Do Not Make Noise By . Dropping Coins…!! Use Currency Notes..!!
The Men who are feeling left out because of Women’s Day yesterday don’t feel sad… Men’s day is coming soon, just that across the world it’s called by a different name on April 1st !
Most of the 1st class passed students get …technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers. The 2nd class passed students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class. The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both. Last but not least The failure joins “UNDERWORLD” … Read more
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella … Read more
Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!” Bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When … Read more
Best Cool Whatsapp Status in English 1) A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first. 2) Born to express not to impress. 3) I love my job only when I’m on vacation. 4) I am totally available! Please disturb me! 5) Be a good person, … Read more
1. Even Though I Am Far Away From You, Out Of India, I Can Feel The Colours Of Holi Celebrations. I Wish You All A Colourful Holi. I Wish Holi Festival Paint Your Life With Colours Of Happiness. 2. May You Have The Most Blessed Holi Festival Than You Ever Had, May It Be Full … Read more