Gas Subsidy
Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy. HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment
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36-24-36 GIrl In Bikini
A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛
4 dangerous weapons in the world
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions
Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them. Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : That’s easy,49. Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge … Read more
Mother’s Day Special Joke – Whom You Like More?
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa? Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go … Read more
Whatsapp Status after Salman Khan got convicted
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates.. Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!
Letter To Lovely Dad
A Father Passing By His Teenage Daughter’s Bedroom Was Astonished To See The Bed Was Nicely Made And Everything Was Neat And Tidy. Then He Saw An Envelope Propped Up Prominently On The Center Of The Pillow. It Was Addressed”Dad”. With The Worst Premonition, He Opened The Envelope And Read The Letter With Trembling Hands: … Read more
Funny Definitions
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
Funny Short Jokes
Husband : I Love You ! Wife : Aaj nahi —————– KEEP CALM BHABHI IS PERFORMING #IPLOpeningCeremony —————– The Shortest Love Story Boy: Sunno Girl: Jee Bhaiyaaa…. The End.. 🙂 —————– I’d rather fall from a chair rather falling for a girl, atleast that won’t hurt much. The Blamed Girlfriend ~ Anushka Sharma #CelebNovels —————– … Read more
Johny Johny Employee Poem
Johny johny.. Yes papa! Private job. Yes papa! Lot of tension.. Yes papa! Too much work.. Yes papa! Family life.. No papa! Bp-sugar.. High papa! Yearly bonus.. Joke papa! Monthly pay.. Low papa! Personal life.. Lost papa! Weekly off! ha! ha! ha!