Once Rajnikanth went to Mc’Donalds, He Ordered A Dosa
Once Rajnikanth went to Mc’Donalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc’Donalds refused… Since that day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
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Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone. Japanese Invented SIM Card. Indians Invented Missed Call.! 😛 😛 😛
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
Jokes and Trolls on Top Ramen Banned
When I was buying Top Ramen noodles, Atma of Maggi noodles appeared & shouted: Hum thode bewafa kya huye. Aap to badchalan ho gaye. ———————————- The best part about Top Ramen? It’s not Maggi. ———————————- Ppl: Sunny Leone why are you so salty Me: Bcos I ate a lot of top ramen ———————————- Grocery Store: … Read more
Indian vs world funny jokes
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5? China: Is this a Joke? Japan: Impossible! America: The question’s wrong!! UK: Rubbish !! India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts… anything to do with optimising your brain!! British: Can u Swim? Indian: … Read more
Kids are too smart these days
In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. “Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”… … Read more
Boys vs Girls whatsapp funny chatting Jokes
Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time ?? . . Girl: “Awww… What Happen ?? . . Boy: “It Annoys Me..” . . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweet hear.. . . Girl: “Awww… I Know . : Boy: “Get Lost Bye.. . . Girl: “Awww… … Read more
Who is the luckiest lover in the world?
Who is the luckiest lover in this world?? Guess…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could not propose her & gets the same girl as his wife in an arrange marriage 😛 😛 😛
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do?
Feeling Bored? Wondering What To Do? Simple… 1. Open The Zip 2. Insert Your Hand. 3. Slowly Take Out. Pen & Paper From Bag And Write I Love You Mom & Dad 1001 Times Dirty Mind. 😛 😛 😛
Breaking News from Modi
BREAKING NEWS Central Govt has banned newly wed couples from going abroad for honeymoon Modi says “Make In India”!