Difference Between Facebook And WhatsApp Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION On “Whatsapp” Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the […]
Latest jokes for whatsapp
American ki soch, . Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya karna hai?? . . Chinese ki soch, . Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baki par kese kare?? . . . . India ki soch, . 12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje […]
Santa please try letter !!
Boss: Jab hum dono k pass mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Banta:O humne tumko call kia tha us me bandi boli plz TRY LETTER.
Best funny Tapori Jokes
Ladka Ladki aur Gaddha Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.” ——————————————— Munna Circuit on Bapu Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu […]
Facebook Whatsapp Blocked Jokes
She: So where do you live? Me: Andheri. She: East or West? Me: India is the best. *blocked* —- Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . Me also Single. *blocked*. —- He~ Math m Unknown ko”X” kehte hn She~ To ? He~ You’re unknown too She~ Khna kya chahte ho? He~ […]
Darpok Hain Wo Log
Darpok hain wo log.. Jo Online nahin aate… Saala jigar chahiye, Time barbaad karne ke liye!! 😛
Toothpaste Ka Retirement
Ek doctor ka sawal: Tooth brush kitne samay baad retire ho jata hai? Chinese: 1 Hafta British: 1 Mahina American: 3 Mahine Bhartiya: India mein tooth brush kabhi retire nahi hota! Doctor: Wo kaise? Bhartiya: India mein tooth brish sab se pehle daant saaf karne ke kaam aata hai, Phir hair color karne ke kaam […]
Santa Itna Mat Socho
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 32 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Funny messages and Jokes on Om Puri
Abb Om Puri ki baari.. .. ..! What does Om Puri’s mother say when he’s getting late for school? . . . . . . . . . Hurry Om! Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban. Government launched a Mission to save him. Mission ka naam kya hoga? . . . . . . . […]
What happen when Santa goes for job Interview ?
Ek baar ek aadmi Interview k liye gya….. Interviewer:” Hmare desh ko ajadi kab mili ?? . Man:” koshishe bahut pehle shuru ho gyi the par safalta 1947 me mili.. Interviewer:” azadi k ladai me kaun kaun involve tha ?? . Man:” waese to kayi log involve the.. agar kisi ekka naam lunga to baki […]
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