She: So where do you live?
Me: Andheri.
She: East or West?
Me: India is the best.
*blocked*
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . Me also Single.
*blocked*.
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He~ Math m Unknown ko”X” kehte hn
She~ To ?
He~ You’re unknown too
She~ Khna kya chahte ho?
He~ 2 saal bad ki “Ex” bano gi?
#Blocked
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He: I want to ask you something
She: *blushes* yes?
He: why this kolaveri kolaveri di?
*blocked*