Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Me and my crush have one thing in common! We never talked to each other! 😛 ———————— Smile at a cute foreigner girl & her whole family will smile at you. . . . . . . . Smile at a cute Indian girl & her whole family will beat you ———————— Girl 1: I … Read more
Ek machchar pareshan baitha tha, Dusre ne puchha: Kya hua? Pehla bola: Yaar gajab ho raha hai… Chuhedaani mein chuha; Sabundaani mein Sabun; Magar machchardaani mein Aadmi so raha hai!!
Patni (Pati se): Suno ji, Makar Sankranti aa rahi hai, Kuchh Idea do, Abki baar kya baantu? Pati (Kuchh der soch kar): Aisa karo jo, Apni chaudah (14) saheliyo ko mera mobile number baant do!! 😀
A Guy in a hurry used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.. 🙂 He sat down.. and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP & APR… Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR … Read more
Recipe kuchh iss prakar hai.. Ek katora lo, Usme kuchh angoor lo, ab ek angoor ko muh me daalo, ab aaina dekho, Dish taiyaar! Dish ka naam: Langoor ke muh mein angoor!!
Badal gaya hai jamana Pehle Maa ke per chhoo kar nikalte the.. Aur Ab Mobile ki battery full kar ke nikalte hain!
Aaj ke zamaane ki sabse badi Duvidha: Mobile bigad jaaye, to bachche zimmedaar aur Bachche bigad jaaye, To mobile jimmedaar!
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi. . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara phone kiya to khair nahi tumhari. Honey singh: ok bye. 😛
Santa Sardar ji USA mein the… Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir ek ladki Phir ek aadmi, phir ek aurat… Santa ne sabko pakad liya… Phir.. Ek Negro (black banda) aaya, to Santa ne chhod diya!! … Read more
Beautiful message.. Zindagi ka khubsurat lamha kaunsa hota hai? Fantastic answer- Jab aapka parivar aapko dost samajne lage, Aur Dost aapko apna pariwar! For all the lovely and beautiful friends and family 🙂