Harr Biwi Ki Dua
Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛
Awesome Hindi PJ Shayari Collection
Arz kiya hai… Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Basically ur concepts r not clear!! . . . Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”, Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao ? . . . Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter, Ab … Read more
Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions
Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them. Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : That’s easy,49. Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge … Read more
Mom and her Son – Exam Result
one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up The son goes and kept its result card on cup board. Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there? The son said: “Mom you only said to … Read more
Fact of life – Pati patni joke
Fact of life: Pati chahe kitna hi kharch kar de… Shopping ke baad, Biwi ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi!!
Mother’s Day Special Joke – Whom You Like More?
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa? Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go … Read more
Bete Ka Result – Government Joke
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua? Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai.. Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
Teachers Vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:- Aaj mere paas Bangla hai… Gaadi hai… Naukar chakar hain… Tumhare paas kya hai…?? Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!! 😀 😀 😀
Mother’s day message for a friend
Without you for a friend, my life would be less bright, less happy, and less fulfilled. You add so much to my life and I appreciate you for that! Happy Mother’s Day!
Teacher: Batao akbar kaun tha – Naughty Pappu
Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha Pappu : pata nahi sir… Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai Teacher : pata nahi… Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!