1) Can’t talk, telepathy only!
2) Read books instead of reading my status!
3) SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
4) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
5) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
6) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
7) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
8) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
9) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
10) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.