Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua………?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum…?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya….?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai … Read more
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. cause we are … Read more
Karishma Tanna & Alia Bhatt Were Fighting After Exam …. Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?” Karishma: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank” Sir: “So What?” Karishma: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“.. 😉
Koi bhi PK mat dekhna…
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Hosh mein dekhna, Achchi lagegi !!! 😀
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Here are some Crazy people on my WhatsApp list. 😉 1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 2. Someone is “Driving” since 9 days! I guess he reached North Pole!! 3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise??? 4. Someone is always ‘Available‘. How free are you????? 5. … Read more
Funny Hindi PJ :- 😉 The chicken PJs: Who’s the father of the chicken? Chiken ka-bab Who’s the mother of the chicken ? Chicken kima How do u tell a chicken to call u on your mobile? Kalmi kabab What happens when a chicken takes a bath ? Chicken showerma Chicken in trouble? chicken soup … Read more
Funny PJ This one is even worse? (earlier one was this) Guess which song is this 212 . . . . . . . . Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… 😀
Rancho: *Smiling*..
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bahot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi… aaj bana diya hai… bohot maza aa raha hai. 🙂 😉
Teacher: Zyaada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai…
Tell me, what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is a Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir, jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir…
Ghumne gaye… photo daal diya! Post hai Sir.
Match dekha, score daal diya! Post hai Sir…
Sir actually hum posts se ghire hue hai sir!
Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir!
Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like…
Comment-Like…
Whatsapp Joke 😉 Which song is this? 12.99999 . . . . . . . . “tera hone laga hoon” 😀
Funny Shayari 😉 Arzz kiya hai.. Mat dhundo mujhe iss duniya ki tanhai mein… Thand bahut hai, main yahin hoon, apni rajaai mein!! 😀