Funny Machchhar Jokes
life me kitne bhi dukh mile gam mile . . apne aansu beh jaane dena unhe rokna mat..!! . . . kyuki…!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ruke hue pani me hi malaria wale maccher aande dete hai..
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
Short Inspiring thoughts
3 nice thoughts. “Kill tension before tension kills u.” “Reach your goal before goal kicks u.” “Live LIFE before LIFE leaves.
Sardars on phone call
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says ‘Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon’. The other sardar replies ‘Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!’
Santa Banta in Army Training
Army Training ke dauran, OFFICER ne BANTA se pucha: ‘Ye Hath me kya hai?’ BANTA: “Sir, Banduk hai…!” OFFICER : “Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!” Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi SANTA se pucha: “Ye Hath me kya hai?” SANTA: “Sir, ye Banta ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat … Read more
Lady on phone
A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. 😡 Thodi der baad Another call from another unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it … Read more
Happy Republic day message for whatsapp
Having license & renew your insurance policy of your car is more patriotic than Keeping Tricolor on Car dashboard. Happy Republic Day. —- Justice Liberty Equality Fraternity May our dream of a new tomorrow come true for us HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!. 🙂 —– Still Sleeping? The nation need you ! You need to be Awaken … Read more
Jokes on WhatsApp Group Admin
Admin par bijli ka taar gir gaya Admin tadap-tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki achanak… Use yaad aaya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai.. Wapas uthkar, hanste hue bola, Aailaa.. Yaad nahin aata to mar hi jaata! ———————————— Admin jalebi bech raha tha, lekin bola raha tha.. “Aaloo le lo aaloo” Santa: … Read more
Sharaabi Aur Train
1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya.. 1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega.. . . . . Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!
Funny Boy In Love With Girl
Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Beer peena bi chodd do Boy : Chodd diya Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin Girl … Read more
Kejriwal vs Kiran bedi funny joke
Kya bat hai, Ram ne Rawan ko mara R=R krishan ne kans ko mara K=K Modi ne manmohan ko mara M=M ab kejriwal ke liye KIRAN aa gayi K=K kejri tu to gaya bhai…