Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila.. Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya 3000/- ka bill aaya… woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain.. Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya.. Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!! Isko bolte hain.. Financial Management without MBA in India.
CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: “We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe…” Santa: “We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror… Don’t worry about our safety…Tu … Read more
Ye wala naya hai.. Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rhi thi… Ladki- jaanu .. please apple my new number. Ladka : confused and ask…. what?? Ladki – mera number apple karlo na jaldi.. Ladka – are par apple to seb hota he. Ladki- mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh rahi hu k mera … Read more
Me: naam? She: babita, tera? Me: Jethalal Champak lal gada **BLOCKED** ================================================================== *Calls Vodafone Customer Care* Call connects Cust Representative: Hi I am Rashmi & I have boyfriend. How can I help you? *Disconnects* ================================================================== Me : Hi baby She: kutte number kaha se mila tujhe ? Me: Sulabh Sauchalaya me likha tha *Blocked* ================================================================== … Read more
Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘jasmine’ kyoo hai? Mom: kyo ki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai? Boy: to fir mera naam aisa kyo ? Mom: “Gotiya” faltu ki bakwas band kr ……!!!!! 😀 😀 😀 Sent by – Raj Goyal
Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom? Child: No. She beats me. . . Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad? Child: No. He too beats me . . Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents? Child: No, they also beat me. . . Judge: Ok. So do … Read more
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai… Aur Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
1947 ka mashhoor SMS… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga… Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANS… 😀
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli: Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat.. Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..! Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega! . . Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! 😀