Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha thaSanta use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka Maaru? Santa Sardar ji USA mein the…Tabhi 1 building mein aag lag gayi.. Santa Fire Brigade walo se: Tum logo ko neeche fenko, main catch karunga! Pehle 1 ladka aaya, phir … Read more

Bollywood And Exams

In Rockstar Movie: “toote hue dil se hi Sangeet nikalta hai!!” . . In exams: “chhoote hue chapter se hi Question nikalta hai!!”

Garmi ke Hindi jokes

Kamar se use Pakdo or ghr le jao. Uski gardan pakad k apne karib lao. Us k lips pe apne lips lagao! Aur sari coca cola GuT-GuT pi jao Happy summer season..

Date aur Tareekh mein Fark

Date aur tareekh mein fark: Dilli, Mumbai, Goa, Bangalore aur Kolkata ke ladke date par jaate hain.. . Aur . Banaras, Jaunpur, Aajamgarh, Gazhipur, Mau, Jhansi aur Gorakhpur ke ladke Tareekh par!!

Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga

Yaha bhi hoga, waha bhi hoga Ab to saare jahaa mein hoga . . . . . Kya??? . . . . . . . Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela! Aam ka thela… thela! thela ! thela! thela!

Santa banta latest jokes

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo … Read more

Modi Sarkar aur Bank Account

Modi Sarkar ko ab daaru dogune daam par bechni chahiye.. Aur aadha paisa peene wale ki patni ke account mein subsidy ki tarah wapas kar dena chahiye, jisse 2 fayde honge! 1. Patniya apne patiyo ko peene ke liye kabhi mana nahin karegi! 2. Jis ki patni ka account nahin hai.. wo bhi khul jayega!