Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
1.College: Yaadein.. 2.Principal: Jaani Dushman.. 3.Classes: Kabhi kabhi.. 4.Canteen: Kabhi alvida na kehna.. 5.Course: Godzilla.. 6.Exams: Kalyug.. 7.Examination hall: Chamber of secret.. 8.Exam-time: Qayamat se qayamt tak. 9. Question paper: Paheli.. 10.Answer paper: Kora kagaz.. 11.Cheating: Chup chup ke.. 12. Paper out: Plan 13.Examiner: The killer 14.Last exam: Independence day 15.Paper correction: Andha kanoon 16.Marks: … Read more
Santa poori zindagi.. Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta raha.. aur sochte sochte mar gaya, Ki agar meri behen ke 3 bhai hain, to mere 2 hi kyun hai? !!!!
Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates.. Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!
Funny Definitions: Laziness? – Asking Lift For Morning Walk. Craziness? – Get Blank Paper Xerox. Honesty? – Pregnant Women Taking 2 Tickets. Dehydration? – Cow Giving Milk Powder. Fashion? – Lungi With A Zip. Hope? – A 99 Year Old Women Purchasing A Life Time SIM Card.
Customer To Clerk: “Agar Main Aaj Check Deposit Karta Hoon, To Kitne Din Mein Clear Hoga?” Clerk: “Sir, 3 Din To Lagenge” Customer: “Dono Bank Aamne Saamne Hi Hai, Phir Itne Din Kyun Lagenge?” Clerk: “Sir, Procedure To Follow Karna Padta Hai, Socho Agar Aap Shamshaan Ke Bahar Mar Jaate Hai To Aapko Ghar Leke … Read more
Height Of Facebook Addiction: A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)” Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p” Dean Liked Comment! 😉 Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d” Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do” Mom … Read more
Ek Auto Mein Altaf Raja Ke Songs Chal Rahe The. Passanger Ne Kafi Der Pakne Ke Bad Puchha “Bhai Sahab, Aap Altaf Raja Ke Bahut Bade Fan Lagte Ho?” Autowala: “Main Altaf Raja Hi Hun”
========================================================= BREAKING: Sohail Khan & Arbaaz Khan Found Uploading Resume On Naukri .com. #SalmanVerdict ========================================================= Breaking news after #SalmanVerdict .@MadhuriDixit ke dono SAAJAN jail main. ========================================================= Arbaaz Khan: Fool, you said we’ll win #SalmanVerdict Lawyer: I did all I learned about law. Arbaaz: Where? Lawyer: IIN Jolly LLB course
Salman: Mujh par ek ehsan karna…. mujh par koi ehsan mat karna!!! Judge: OK…. ?Guilty!!!
Boy : Hi, you Look Beautiful. Girl : Thank You , Bro. 😛 😀