Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages and Pictures Shared on WhatsApp. Both in Hindi and English.
She:- Kya Karte ho? Me:- Bahut bde college me Logo ka admission krwata hu. She:- Kounsi College? Me:- IIN. Recharge ki dukan h apni 😛 😛 😀 😀 ================================================ Anish : papa gf. Pregnant ho gyi Anish k papa : Tune ye sb sikha kaha se..??! Anish: papa IIN (idea internet network) yahan pe koi bhi sikh sakta … Read more
Chhote: – Chal ek baat sun Bade: – Nahi sunana hai Chhote: – arey sun to Bade: – Kya hai bol… Chhote: – Ek admi apni family ke saath ja raha tha…usko ek phone ata hai… aur wo achanak jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kyun..? Bade: – Jhad pe jaake baith jata hain…Kya pata…? Chhote: … Read more
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!! This kid is from IIN! 😀 😀 😀
Ek sher arz kiya hai…. Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana… wah wah! wah wah! Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana, A for Apple, B for Banana… 😀 😀 😀 😛
Give the girl a beautiful dress, nice jewelery, costly cosmetics, Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi 😀 😀 😀
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb: 1. Wife’s Smile 2. Wife’s Tear 3. Wife’s Looks And the most dangerous, 4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Whatsapp group mein maun rehkar, Sirf messages padhne walo ke liye Zabardast offer!!!… Bhootpurva PradhanMantri Shri Manmohan Singh ji Apna whatsapp group bana rahe hain.. . . . Kripaya turant JOIN kar lein!!! “First come first serve only!”
A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola … Read more
Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa? Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go … Read more
Engineer, doctor, CA:- Aaj mere paas Bangla hai… Gaadi hai… Naukar chakar hain… Tumhare paas kya hai…?? Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!! 😀 😀 😀