Funny Joke For Whatsapp

जिसके नसीब में कठनाइयां लिखी हों साहिब, उसकी घर वाली छुट्टियों में भी मायके नही जाती ।।। ????

Imagine If Top Brands start selling Condoms

‘C O N D O M S’========== कल्पना करो यदि Top Brands Condoms भी बेचने शुरु करदें तो उन्हे अपनी प्रचलित Tag Line भी नहीं बदलनी पङेंगी। ========== ‘Pepsodent’ Condom: रातभर ढ़िशुम ढिशुम…… ========== ‘Colgate’ Condom: यह है हमारा सुरक्षा चक्र.. ========== ‘Nokia’ Condom: Connecting People.. ========== ‘MRF’ Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.. ========== ‘Moov’ … Read more

Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? … Read more

Random Kuchh Bhi Joke

Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more

36-24-36 GIrl In Bikini

A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛