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जिसके नसीब में कठनाइयां लिखी हों साहिब, उसकी घर वाली छुट्टियों में भी मायके नही जाती ।।। ????
Rocking PJ.. 1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa Khud Ko Pehchan Ne K Liye Kripya 3 Aur 6 Firse DohrAYe………
Maths pj- “Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar, Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar, To mene be soch liya, TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr…. 😀 😀 😀
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Hansa : Praful automatically matlab?? Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain… Hansa : taklaa.. Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge…. Hansa : takli.. Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi?? … Read more
Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi? Student: 10 Hathi Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya? Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon. MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain PS: Don’t … Read more
A priest is called – “Father” A bishop – “Your Grace” A Cardinal – “Your Eminence” A Pope – “His Holiness” But Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called “Oh My God…” 😀 😛
Teacher: Pappu batao OXFORD ka kya matlab hai? Pappu: madam OX matlab bail or FORD matlab gaadi, yaani OXFORD matlab bail gaadi.. 😀 😀 😀
Ek sher arz kiya hai…. Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana… wah wah! wah wah! Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana, A for Apple, B for Banana… 😀 😀 😀 😛