Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Best PJ (Poor Jokes, Pathetic Jokes) Collection in Hindi and English
A guy calls an unknown number… Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person’s really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola … Read more
Ye 1 darawni kahani hai, kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!! Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1 kitab bechne ke liye khada tha, 1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha: Jab tk koi musibat na aaye kitab ka LAST … Read more
Harr Biwi Ki Dua Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Tarakki De Dolat de Bangla De Mujhe Kuchh Nahi Chahiye.. Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko de BAKi…. Unse lena mera kaam hai 😀 😛
Arz kiya hai… Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear, Basically ur concepts r not clear!! . . . Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”, Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao ? . . . Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter, Ab … Read more
Try to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them. Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ? Employee : That’s easy,49. Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge … Read more
one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up The son goes and kept its result card on cup board. Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there? The son said: “Mom you only said to … Read more
Papa: Beta, tumhare result ka kya hua? Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hain.. Papa: Par marksheet par to 40% likha hai.. Pappu: Baaki aadhar card link hone par account mein 40% subsidy mein aayenge!!
1947 ka mashhoor SMS… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab mobile tha kya jo SMS hoga… Aap log bhi na bas pagal ho jaate ho, mera SMS padhne ke liye! CRAZY FANS… 😀
Jeevan mein 3 baatein kisi ko nahin batani…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1) 2) 3) Nahin batani, Matlab nahin batani! KISI Ko bhi NAHIN!!
Yeh joke padhoge to, Hanste-hanste gir jaoge! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isliye likha hi nahin, Kahin, gir gaye to..!! I Care For U naa!!