Best Whatsapp and Facebook Jokes, Funny Pictures
Funniest collection of jokes related to Marriage, Politics, Santa Banta, Doctors, blondes and Lawyers. Hilarious Spicy jokes to tickle your funny bone.
A New Teacher Joins school He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance. Teacher asks- “kya TUM Judva ho.?? Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain ———————————– Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi… Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi… Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab… Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi… ———————————– Mor Morni ko … Read more
Boy Wrote On His Door.. “plz don’t enter in my room, I’m upset.” . . Lover saw it and went away… . . Parents saw it and went away… . . . . . But bestfriend came inside with a smile and said “kaminey english mai kuch likha hai bahar, tune english kab seekhi?? Chal … Read more
Lady On Phone.. Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd…Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.
Remix song from Jannat:- . Chaaar dino ka, . exam o rabba, . Lambi padai,… lambi padai.. . Padne me dil mera, . lage kabhina.. . padne se jaan meri, . Jaye hamesha.. . Kitne zamane, baad o rabba, tution lagaya, tution lagaya.. Soya rha mai, class me apni, . Tcher se roj roj pit … Read more
Yeh Top secret hai Kisi ko batana mat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . Aur Yeh Bottom secret! Yeh bhi kisiko mat batana!..
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION On “Whatsapp” Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho. On “FaceBook” Wife: Dear when will you be back ? You are the best husband in the … Read more
American ki soch, . Hum chand pe pahunch gaye, Ab next kya karna hai?? . . Chinese ki soch, . Hum 90% duniya ki Market pe raaj kar rahe hai, Ab baki par kese kare?? . . . . India ki soch, . 12 baje light gayi to 2 baje aayi thi, Ab 4 baje … Read more
Boss: Jab hum dono k pass mobile hai toh ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Banta:O humne tumko call kia tha us me bandi boli plz TRY LETTER.
Ladka Ladki aur Gaddha Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.” ——————————————— Munna Circuit on Bapu Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu … Read more
She: So where do you live? Me: Andheri. She: East or West? Me: India is the best. *blocked* —- Boy:hi, wats ur name?? Girl: its Neha Singhal. Boy: oh. . Me also Single. *blocked*. —- He~ Math m Unknown ko”X” kehte hn She~ To ? He~ You’re unknown too She~ Khna kya chahte ho? He~ … Read more